A Day at the Zoo
It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are
spending the day at the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a
T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning.
As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very
large hairy gorilla. Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (no pun
He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet),
he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand.
He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The
husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny. He suggests
that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.
The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,
making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to
show a little more skin. She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear
the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at
him." he says.... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now
he's doing flips.
Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to
the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door
shut. "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."