THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT THE MOVIES
-During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip
club at least once.
-All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
-Most dogs are immortal.
-If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing
St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
-All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the
armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside
-All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
-It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.
-Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
-The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.
No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to
any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
-If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -
even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
-You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the
mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
-Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not
be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
-The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
-A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
-Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere
in the universe.
-If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange
noises in their most revealing underwear.
-All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
-It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
-Men always shower with their backs to the door or curtain.