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A man walks into a t-shirt store. There are 3 shirts on display:

The first has a picture of Richard Nixon with a white mustache. Below the picture is titled "Got Milk".

The second tee shirt has a picture of Ronald Reagan with a white mustache. It is entitled "Forgot milk".

The third tee shirt has a picture of Monica Lewinsky with a white mustache on it. It is entitled " Not Milk".